One day a guy, a really cool guy named Jean, and Jean was realie col. 1 dai Jean was looken in mirror thikn, " Man...I reali cool! " So den latr he saw reli cool guy name Marco, and they best friends butts he relly think he is cool but but really cool. So Jean asks Marco, "We should make out!" den Marco say, " Jean u fgt I'm not gay but okai anyway." Den they did and Marco sed, " Am es gae new?" den Jean say, " No, u always gai!" Den Marco is sed cuz every hat em cas he is gay fgt.